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No Internet

Contributed by poet_in_waiting on Friday, 28th July 2006 @ 07:43:28 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



The Internet is out again
so a poem I will write.
I hope it isn’t out for long
or I’ll be writing through the night.

I can’t imagine what I’ll do
without my ISP,
and no pop ups, spam or junkmail
left to bother me.

The games I play will have to wait,
and the email I would send,
the one where that chimpanzee
scratches his rear end.

My messenger sits idle
no contacts can I see,
I wonder if they’d like to talk
on the telephone with me.

Without the Weather Network
how will I ever know,
what climate will await me
if outside I do go.

Banking online’s not an option,
no connection keeps it hidden.
And of course no Gee Dee EBay means
for me there’ll be no biddin’.

Should I push away from my desk,
go outside and call some friends
Or go upstairs and see my wife,
and with my daughter play pretend.

I think the answer’s simple,
and now I realize
That family, friends and life itself
Really is the prize.




Copyright © poet_in_waiting ... [ 2006-07-28 07:43:28]
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Re: No Internet (User Rating: 1 )
by eyes-of-love on Friday, 28th July 2006 @ 07:56:03 AM AEST
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wow amazing poetry.. I cant imagine life without my pc


Re: No Internet (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 28th July 2006 @ 08:53:53 AM AEST
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My internet has gone out several times, and each time brought on a new level of stress I didn't know I had. I really loved your ending! Very nice flow, and it brought a smile to my face.


Re: No Internet (User Rating: 1 )
by alecfernadez on Friday, 28th July 2006 @ 10:51:47 AM AEST
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It was witty, and very clever. Although sometimes I felt by constricting yourself to a sylabol limit, some of the lines were a little weird to read, yet still suprisingly poetic. I normally keep to a strict sylabol limit to my own poetry, and I know how hard it is to sacrifice coherence, but sometimes you have to in order for the poem to flow. I might have just barked up the wrong tree, you could have written it subconsciously, which is a laudable effort in its own. Overall I liked it, and your style is an interesting thought.
KO
ATF


Re: No Internet (User Rating: 1 )
by Silent-No-More on Wednesday, 9th August 2006 @ 10:54:26 PM AEST
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I should know enough to turn my computer off more often than I do, really. It's sad that we feel so incomplete without it. Sure, it's entertaining.... but heavens, yes! LIFE should be more so (and -to your point - IS.... we need only but give it the attention it deserves to realize as much).


~Snemmy


Re: No Internet (User Rating: 1 )
by darkangeleyes57 on Friday, 13th October 2006 @ 12:33:25 PM AEST
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It is amazing what you can get inspiration from... This was a really cool poem... I liked how you wrote it and the humor you put into it...

Great poem
Take care
Christina




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