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Barbwire fence
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 20th July 2006 @ 08:05:48 AM in AEST
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Old man Smith has a sign that says not to trespass.
I crawled under his barbwire fence and it pricked my ***.
That darn fence also ripped off my pants.
My legs got covered with about two hundred ants.
They climbed up my underwear and started biting my ***.
They all ran to the ground when I passed gas.
I turned around and saw Old man Smith's bull.
I started running because I'm no fool.
The bull chased me and used its horns to tear off my underwear.
I finally got away but I was embarrassed and scared.
I needed to get home without being seen.
But an old lady fainted when she saw me.
Being seen naked was something I was trying to prevent.
When that old lady saw me, I nearly died of embarrassment.
Running from that bull was very intense.
That's the last time I'll crawl under a barbwire fence.
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Re: Barbwire fence
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by jono on
Saturday, 22nd July 2006 @ 04:18:11 AM AEST
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| Hillarious! funny! humourous! any other words I can think of |
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Re: Barbwire fence
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by jono on
Saturday, 22nd July 2006 @ 04:18:44 AM AEST
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got one good
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