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a Mad and Macabre meeting of Mages
Contributed by
doug
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Tuesday, 18th July 2006 @ 11:22:38 AM in AEST
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A mad and macabre meeting of mages
sipping their wine and flipping their pages
eyeing the aisle and I'll be damned
if Merlin steals my bisquit.
Hand it all back you odorus orc
the brandy , bisquit and even the fork
spit on my spam , I'll turn you to pork
and Camelot to chianti
Gandalf you hairy ol' galloping goon
the dirty old dish ran away with my spoon
Ahh! theres Sauron , Ha! made you look
your boyfriend Frodo is calling
Fed up and finished with all of your foolin'
daffy ol' dorks , drunken and droolin'
your whistles are wetted , wetted with WHINE
and I can stand no more
( BUT BEFORE..... I.... LEAVE....!!!! )
Hocus Pokus I plague you with locust ,
you can all go straight to video!!!!!!!!!
And the dish ran away with the spoon is the title of a book
by Janet Stevens and Susan Stevens Crummel.
Credit where credit is due so as not to plagiarize.
Credit also to the creators and owners of Merlin , Gandalf , Sauron , and Frodo
let us not forget poor frodo!
Copyright ©
doug
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2006-07-18 11:22:38]
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Re: a Mad and Macabre meeting of Mages
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by Vampirequeen on
Tuesday, 18th July 2006 @ 12:50:03 PM AEST
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lol very entertaining write
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Re: a Mad and Macabre meeting of Mages
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 18th July 2006 @ 01:41:33 PM AEST
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Very well written and presented.
Excellent job.
J. |
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Re: a Mad and Macabre meeting of Mages
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by randumbchit on
Tuesday, 18th July 2006 @ 05:54:35 PM AEST
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| sweet lol ill definatly pass this on |
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Re: a Mad and Macabre meeting of Mages
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by True on
Thursday, 20th July 2006 @ 10:18:06 PM AEST
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| I have to say, you have a unique style that is quite entertaining. You seem the type that likes fantasy books and possibly plays Dungeons and Dragons. I like it. |
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Re: a Mad and Macabre meeting of Mages
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by Voyager on
Wednesday, 15th December 2010 @ 04:57:08 AM AEST
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| Hilarious! |
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