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SPAM - A poem that rhymes
Contributed by
poet_in_waiting
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Wednesday, 12th July 2006 @ 08:35:02 AM in AEST
Topic:
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SPAM – A poem that rhymes
I like meat, it’s really good stuff
But I don’t really like when it gets all tough
Fry, boil or bake, and all that you do
Sometimes still feels like a leathery shoe
Now enter SPAM with its pleasant pink hue
Inside its can all covered with goo
Love it or hate it, but please not the latter
Try frying it up and arrange on a platter
Tender and tasty with crunchy brown edges
Served with herb-sprinkled po-ta-toe wedges
Laugh as you might at this wonderful meal
Taste for yourself and see how you feel
When I was young my mother would make
Ground up SPAM on a bun she would bake
I remember it fondly it tasted so good
And filled up my belly the way that it should
College came fast and money was tight
Kraft dinner and SPAM almost every night
I made it through school and got really smart
Thank you dear SPAM for such a good start
Spam is a food that will last through the ages
Fill up your cart no matter your wages
Big and/or small, young and/or old
Stories of SPAM will always be told
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poet_in_waiting
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Re: SPAM - A poem that rhymes
(User Rating: 1 ) by NoSaint on
Wednesday, 12th July 2006 @ 08:42:13 AM AEST (User
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cute
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Re: SPAM - A poem that rhymes
(User Rating: 1 ) by alasdaircairns on
Wednesday, 12th July 2006 @ 11:45:32 AM AEST (User
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Drugs for the bad, Spam for the good, it's the original lofi soul food. Funny and Ace. |
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Re: SPAM - A poem that rhymes
(User Rating: 1 ) by Eternal_Dreamer on
Wednesday, 12th July 2006 @ 07:26:16 PM AEST (User
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Sean~
You are a clever poet~ The ryhme and flow are fabulous. I really enjoyed this. Thanks for sharing it.
warm hugs,
sue m |
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Re: SPAM - A poem that rhymes
(User Rating: 1 ) by Seans_Girl on
Wednesday, 12th July 2006 @ 07:48:24 PM AEST (User
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haha cute poem. I actually went to the SPAM museum in Austin, MN. Wow it was crazy. I personally do not like spam we just went there for ***** and giggles. I got some really cool flip flops that spell out spam in the beach or the mud when you walk. That was the highlight of the trip. |
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