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Whoopsy Daisy

Contributed by FreeLanceDub on Tuesday, 4th July 2006 @ 10:46:42 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Whoopsy daisy
My little pierced hazy lady
I think that came out all wrong
Or ya know, maybe it didn’t
Maybe it was designed to do what it did
So if the motive was right not the annunciation
Why did my tongue fork like it did
When I said it?
But whether or grammar or soul plays a part
Regardless of semantics
I took your heart and kicked
A college quality field goal
Right through the risers
And smiled a vile evil yellow toothed
Hiss smile
And the pain that cracked visible
Lighting slivers
Was my just reward

I got no reason no rhyme
Seventeen excuses though
None of them good though
Now I gotta let it go
I sprayed some wicked language
That splintered
And frayed the subtle edges of your
Serene glowing air
That flashes around you
Like a neon sign prompting diners
To "EAT AT JOE’S"
I can’t recall why I did what I did
Or why I felt the need to keep it up I did
And why I keep mentioning it like I just did
All I know is, I died a little
When I saw what I did

I saw them two eyes
Adorned in lush red
Anger and frustration

This for me, is my apology
A way to make it up to you
And show you
My monkey,

The monkey on my back,
I went and named him Guilt,
Is getting bigger and bigger.
Forty some bananas everyday
My spine can’t take no more.

A little bit of a tangent
Fo sho
All I want is for you to know
You may be the special sauce
A secret ingredient in the human race
That makes life a little easier
I just want you to know I’m sorry
I’m silly stupid, it’s totally my bad
And the worst part of all
Those eyes were never meant to be sad




Copyright © FreeLanceDub ... [ 2006-07-04 22:46:42]
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Re: Whoopsy Daisy (User Rating: 1 )
by sadaddy on Tuesday, 4th July 2006 @ 10:56:46 PM AEST
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Well freelancedud, I hope you plan on raping it to her. That was the only way I could get through it. Best of luck guy. Because that monkey on your back may get even bigger. LOL

sadaddy


Re: Whoopsy Daisy (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Wednesday, 5th July 2006 @ 02:35:23 AM AEST
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Wrap or whatever it's an admirable apology.
Hang tuff.
luv, huggs,
emy


Re: Whoopsy Daisy (User Rating: 1 )
by KarlaMarie on Wednesday, 5th July 2006 @ 08:11:40 AM AEST
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well did she like the apology, cause i did...

KarlaMarie




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