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X-Ray glasses
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 29th June 2006 @ 08:36:26 PM in AEST
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I bought a pair of X-Ray vision glasses.
I could see women's breasts and *****.
I was surprised to learn that the X-Ray vision glasses really worked.
A lady got even when she learned that I was acting like a jerk.
She set fire to my X-Ray glasses and I cussed and hollered.
She destroyed my glasses that cost four hundred dollars.
I was angry and I told her that she looked like a chimp.
She attacked me and now I walk with a limp.
I told her that she had big warts on her ugly face.
She reached into her purse and pulled out a can of mace.
After spraying me in the eyes, it took two hours for me to be able to see.
Don't buy X-Ray vision glasses or you may end up like me.
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randyjohnson
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2006-06-29 20:36:26]
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Re: X-Ray glasses
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 29th June 2006 @ 09:03:46 PM AEST
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LMAO!
This is really cute but it serves you right for looking at me with them. You are lucky all I destroyed was your glasses.
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Re: X-Ray glasses
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by NoSaint on
Friday, 30th June 2006 @ 03:23:31 PM AEST
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sometimes some things are better left unseen...very cute
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