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Pregnant
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Tuesday, 27th June 2006 @ 08:18:10 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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You brought our friendship to an end.
You betrayed me when you impregnated my girlfriend.
When I saw the two of you kissing, you said you were giving her mouth to mouth resuscitation.
I believed you because my brain is in a state of vegetation.
I should've known something was wrong when I saw you two in bed.
I believed you were just testing the quality of my mattress like you said.
For a short time I believed the baby was mine.
But then I remembered that I've been impotent since 1999.
When it's all said and done, I guess I have a very low IQ.
You'd better run because I'm going to shoot you.
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Re: Pregnant
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Thursday, 31st July 2008 @ 09:19:44 AM AEST (User
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Im glad this was fictional because this was quite humourous but I wouldn't dare laugh if this is true.
Anyway, great write!! |
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