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MS!
Contributed by
Robert_Edgar_Burns
on
Saturday, 8th February 2003 @ 05:47:48 PM in AEST
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Just kicking back in my hot tub.
Wearing my birthday suit.
Up popped the Loch Ness monster.
I quickly had to move.
No matter where I tried to turn,
It stayed in front of me.
There was no point in hiding,
So I reached for my machete.
My Machete always near my side,
I took one swing And felled that thing.
I was happy to be alive.
Later in my bathroom,
While trying to take a whiz.
I reached down there
And found only air.
My friends now call me MS!
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Robert_Edgar_Burns
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2003-02-08 17:47:48]
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Re: MS!
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by mckayla on
Monday, 10th February 2003 @ 10:27:15 PM AEST
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lol!! man I am glad to not be a man!!! funny write
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Re: MS!
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by LadyDama on
Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 02:05:35 PM AEST
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| this is hilarious!!!!... i have to show this to my husband... excellent write... blessings... |
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