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I tossed my cookies
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Saturday, 17th June 2006 @ 08:23:01 AM in AEST
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When I went to a restaurant, I saw people eating what I thought was meatballs.
I ordered what everybody else was having but soon I was appalled.
The chef said what I was eating came from bulls.
To my horror I soon learned that I was eating testicles.
I tossed my cookies all over the floor.
There was no way in hell I was going to that restaurant anymore.
I told the chef that I wasn't going to pay.
He beat me so hard that I still have the bruises today.
After the chef kicked my ***, I got a lawyer and sued.
I wound up getting half a million bucks because of eating nasty food.
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Re: I tossed my cookies
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by bronzen on
Saturday, 17th June 2006 @ 10:25:27 AM AEST
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Re: I tossed my cookies
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by emystar on
Saturday, 17th June 2006 @ 11:52:53 PM AEST
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Mountain oysters is what they are called.
I never ate them before but I tricked one of my sisters one time into eating one. I have a brother-in-law that use to eat the ones from pigs.
I didn't tell her what she was eating till she was thru eating it.
I know I was being mean.
Good write and thanks for the meor'y.
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