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Shot in the ***
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Sunday, 11th June 2006 @ 11:12:11 AM in AEST
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When I tried to date a man's daughter, he went for his gun.
When I saw his pistol, I decided to run.
But he shot me in the ***.
I fell down hard and hit the grass.
A proctologist removed the bullet several hours later.
When it comes to that man's daughter, I've decided not to date her.
Now I'm looking for a new girl and all is well.
But when I do number two, it hurts like hell.
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randyjohnson
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2006-06-11 11:12:11]
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Re: Shot in the ***
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by bronzen on
Sunday, 11th June 2006 @ 04:22:33 PM AEST
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| funny but thanks for sharing |
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Re: Shot in the ***
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by KarlaMarie on
Monday, 12th June 2006 @ 09:11:23 AM AEST
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I am so telling all my friends that poem... it is so funny!!!
I love IT!!! Can I have it...lol jokes!
KarlaMarie
ps- still laughing!! |
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