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Those darn rabbits!
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Saturday, 10th June 2006 @ 08:12:59 AM in AEST
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Those darn rabbits sorely put my patience to the test.
They made me angry because they were nothing but pests.
I got so mad that I raved and ranted.
Those rabbits was eating the vegetables I planted.
This incident nearly drove me insane.
A rabbit ran up my leg and bit off my left testicle and I had never experienced such pain.
I bought a shotgun because I was out for blood.
I went to my garden and here came Elmer Fudd.
He said only he has the right to shoot rabbits and that I'd better quit.
I took my shotgun and hit his bald head with it.
I shot all of the rabbits and saved my garden.
But I was jailed for cruelty to animals and I'm waiting to see if the governor will give me a pardon.
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Re: Those darn rabbits!
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by candysears on
Saturday, 10th June 2006 @ 10:25:59 AM AEST
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This is a very funny story....
Great!
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Re: Those darn rabbits!
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 12th June 2006 @ 11:52:57 AM AEST
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LOL...not sure why but this tickled me bigtime.I'm glad that it's only fictional and you still have two testicles.Those rabbits are mad for sprouts,
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