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Stealing peaches
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Wednesday, 7th June 2006 @ 08:16:31 AM in AEST
Topic:
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My darn neighbors were stealing peaches from my trees.
They took them by the bushel and this really annoyed me.
If they would've asked for free peaches, I would've said yes.
But they stole them and that's something a man detests.
Other neighbors started stealing my peaches too.
I wasn't going to stand for this, there was something I planned to do.
I was fed up with taking peoples crap.
I decided to start laying out bear traps.
A neighbor fell on one of the bear traps and it snapped off his wiener.
His wife started screaming, you should've seen her.
I was taken to court and lost everything I own.
I wouldn't have used bear traps had I known.
I lost all of my possessions and that's something a man truly loathes.
Now I'm so poor that I have to wear a barrel for clothes.
Copyright ©
randyjohnson
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2006-06-07 08:16:31]
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Re: Stealing peaches
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by ham323 on
Wednesday, 7th June 2006 @ 10:41:07 AM AEST
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Haha. I really like this one. It's very funny.
Good job. |
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Re: Stealing peaches
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by NoSaint on
Wednesday, 7th June 2006 @ 02:48:29 PM AEST
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I truly enjoy your writes...makes the day a little brighter
Shari |
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Re: Stealing peaches
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by SmileSkinDeep on
Wednesday, 7th June 2006 @ 07:37:12 PM AEST
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its funny, but i'm glad no one was stealing your peaches...that'd be just mean. :) it was nice to hear a funny poem for a change, a breath of fresh air and a good smile
~April |
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Re: Stealing peaches
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 8th June 2006 @ 12:45:26 PM AEST
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Very funny and clever!
You should also have mentioned at the end that now YOU have to steal peaches...LOL |
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