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Nothing Old Can Stay
Contributed by
spike
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Wednesday, 7th June 2006 @ 07:36:52 AM in AEST
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Your mother’s very old,
Your father smells like mould.
They dropped in for an hour;
Now their visit has turned sour.
The hour became a week,
And I’m about to freak
Your parents cannot stay;
They’re slow and in the way.
Fish and guests don’t keep,
They‘re cranky and so cheap,
I can‘t stand another day,
Nothing old can stay.
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spike
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Re: Nothing Old Can Stay
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by ham323 on
Wednesday, 7th June 2006 @ 10:43:09 AM AEST
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| Haha. Funny. Good job. |
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Re: Nothing Old Can Stay
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 7th June 2006 @ 05:49:25 PM AEST
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Omigosh, spike, you are a riot! (giving Johnny a run for it, huh?)
ROTFLMBO . . . all I can say is, you TOO shall be there one day . . .
lol
excellent post!
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Re: Nothing Old Can Stay
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by Silent-No-More on
Wednesday, 7th June 2006 @ 07:17:29 PM AEST
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"Nothing old can stay"...... LMBO - that's priceless!!!!
I just re-read Frost's piece not to long ago... this, therefore was not at all what I expected. But oh! what a delightful surprise!
~Snem
(who, by the way, enjoys reading the comments you leave in your wake... LOL) |
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Re: Nothing Old Can Stay
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by SmileSkinDeep on
Wednesday, 7th June 2006 @ 07:30:44 PM AEST
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its really funny, a breath of fresh air and a good smile
nice job
~April |
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Re: Nothing Old Can Stay
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by Eternal_Dreamer on
Wednesday, 21st June 2006 @ 05:09:58 AM AEST
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Spike~
LMAO that was so funny, thanks for the laughs this evening I really needed it.
Just remember someday ure gonna get old too , lol. Excellent and most enjoyable to read. Keep up the great work Spike~
warm oz hugs,
~*suzie Q*~ |
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Re: Nothing Old Can Stay
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 26th June 2006 @ 03:43:26 PM AEST
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Wow! Wish I'd had this poem back in 1995 when my wife's mother came and stayed for too long. I spent my time diggin' a four by eight and eight foot deep hole in rock just to stay away from the house! Neat write!
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Re: Nothing Old Can Stay
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by elle on
Saturday, 8th May 2010 @ 09:08:55 PM AEST
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Lol!!
I love the line "and I'm about to freak"
I hope I'll be a nice little old lady, one day.
Lol!!
elle :) |
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