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Breadhead
Contributed by
vitamin_joe
on
Tuesday, 30th May 2006 @ 08:15:44 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I took some bread,
Brown bread,
Out of my pocket
It is So sexy
I am So hungry
I can't stop eating bread
Morning, noon and night
I like a slice of
Vegetarian velocity,
My philosophy
Is to digest sagacity
Like no tommorrow
Sexy bread!
My mate Ed
Once said
-This bread stuff
Is dead tough
-And cool to eat, Pete!
"Well", I thought
And I said
-I'll take you up on a wonderful
Yeast filled balloon
And we can
Make delicious
Toasted sandwiches!
My mind exploded
Into breadcrumbs
And I greedily
Blew off
The crust
Into my mouth
But that masked
The yeast taste
And merely
Made my moustache tingle
And Ed curled up, shouting
-Look at my shape!
I am mad!
And stuck
On your lip!
I looked at his shape,
In the mirror
My mad moustache
My curled Ed
I decided to shave
With a wet razor
Owned by Ed
On a loaf of bread
I have never written
About bread
Before
really, never
Is that why I am challenged,
In the bread making challenge
Where you fight
For the last loaf
With French sticks?
Yes, I suppose it is
Is anyone following this?
Listen carefully-
Are you really happy?
You too may have to fight
With sticks of bread
I never once
Thought I could
Have become a
Bread bruiser
A bagel fencer
Or even
A bap-roll defender
But I did
Butter I did!
I once fought Ed
With a big foccacia
For soup-dipping bread
I hit his head
Hard as lead
And he pinched my buns!
So let's all sing
The breadmaker's
Anthem;
Yeast yeast yeast!
Make it an inch long at least!
Put it in a tin!
Drop it in the bin!
This poem was sponsored by the breadboard of great britain
and the campaign for equal rights for moustache-wearers
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"the hardest thing in the world can be playing your own oboe"
Jamie Ng- world yoga master 2002
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Re: Breadhead
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by _unknown_ on
Tuesday, 30th May 2006 @ 10:40:54 AM AEST
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| uhm .. im sorry .. but i did not understand one word of that poem .. lol |
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Re: Breadhead
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by ButchHoward on
Tuesday, 30th May 2006 @ 11:13:46 AM AEST
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I understand this poem, at yeast for the most part. Hooray for the breadmaker's anthem and for mustache wearers.
Butch |
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Re: Breadhead
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by vitamin_joe on
Wednesday, 31st May 2006 @ 03:17:23 PM AEST
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| thank you both very much flour your comments :) |
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