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When Bison Go Sad
Contributed by
faiton
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Saturday, 27th May 2006 @ 04:33:17 PM in AEST
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A melancholy overwhelms us all from time to time,
But the despair that conquers bison is legendary
Criminals, in their mind, without committing a crime
It leaves them feeling most sedentary.
Wandering around down in the dumps
Moping over the Polish plains
In self-pitying disgust at their unsightly humps
All you ever hear are their moans and complaints.
Hunted to the point of non-existence
An easy target due to their ungainly bulk
No opposing thumbs to offer resistance
And the petulant inertia of a teenage sulk.
Tears flow down their massive heads
As their breeding grounds become less rural
What makes them glummest though, I’ve heard it said
Is the lack of a regular plural.
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faiton
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Re: When Bison Go Sad
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by R0b on
Saturday, 27th May 2006 @ 07:27:40 PM AEST
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LOL...very interesting poem, and Bison are cool.
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Re: When Bison Go Sad
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 28th May 2006 @ 12:14:44 PM AEST
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I just loved that.I'm never disappointed with your postings.As a mark of respect, a herd of bison will henceforth become....a herd of bisons..lol,
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Re: When Bison Go Sad
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by Spike on
Wednesday, 31st May 2006 @ 07:01:44 AM AEST
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I sense the sardonic humour that masks a much deeper and expansive message about recognition and alienation, but buddy, you are first and foremost, insane. Thanks for taking the bullet, it had to be someone.
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Re: When Bison Go Sad
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by FlowerGrl on
Saturday, 1st July 2006 @ 09:27:39 PM AEST
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| I'll never think of bison the same way again! 0.0 |
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Re: When Bison Go Sad
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by zeequeen on
Monday, 31st July 2006 @ 08:44:35 PM AEST
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| That's hilarious and disturbing at the same time. I have new respect for those bison... uhm. bisons? |
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Re: When Bison Go Sad
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by zeequeen on
Monday, 31st July 2006 @ 08:44:48 PM AEST
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| That's hilarious and disturbing at the same time. I have new respect for those bison... uhm. bisons? |
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