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Press C For Condolence.
Contributed by
faiton
on
Wednesday, 24th May 2006 @ 02:31:44 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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In Canada
It is, it seems, Ok
To leave a pre-recorded
Voicemail
For any manner of occasion.
“Sorry you were dumped”
Mechanically squawked.
“I heard your dog’s dead,
Bad break”.
“I’d get that rash seen to.”
In tinny mono.
“Congratulations on your first bikini wax”
And harpsichord accompaniment.
Me?
I prefer to get my messages first hand.
“Leave me alone, freak”
With very real slap.
Copyright ©
faiton
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2006-05-24 14:31:44]
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Re: Press C For Condolence.
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by blackprayer on
Wednesday, 24th May 2006 @ 02:34:24 PM AEST
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| This was an odd little poem. I don't understand the meaning behind it but it was interesting. |
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Re: Press C For Condolence.
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by samwrue on
Wednesday, 24th May 2006 @ 06:41:54 PM AEST
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| ha very nice |
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Re: Press C For Condolence.
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by Spike on
Tuesday, 22nd August 2006 @ 06:56:35 AM AEST
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Another odd take on our strange foibles- and your's too, it seems.
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