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Haberdashery.
Contributed by
faiton
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Monday, 15th May 2006 @ 01:22:58 PM in AEST
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“Pins and needles.”
“Pins and needles?”
“ Yes, I want pins and needles.”
“Have you tried sleeping in the bath?”
“I’m sorry?”
“I always get pins and needles when I sleep in the bath.”
“No, you misunderstand, I want pins and needles.”
“Try crossing your legs for an hour.”
“No, pins and needles.”
“Wear you shoes too tight.”
Look, what kind of shop is this?”
“A haberdashery.”
“Then I want pins and needles.”
“Oh I see. Three pound ninety please.”
“Thankyou. Now do you know where the nearest hardware store is?
I need a cramp”
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Re: Haberdashery.
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by ever1der on
Monday, 15th May 2006 @ 02:35:07 PM AEST
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| I love this.. it's wonderful and full of imagination |
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Re: Haberdashery.
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by Spike on
Monday, 22nd May 2006 @ 05:44:10 AM AEST
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There's a deeper meaning here on the ambiguities of the language, but I can't be bothered beyond a grin.
But while you're there, pick me up some cutlery - I'm dying for a fork.
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