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Animal Magic Goes Gay, Sometimes
Contributed by
vitamin_joe
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Tuesday, 9th May 2006 @ 10:08:22 AM in AEST
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Dogs, cats and alligators
All have four legs
Do they?
Yes
Snakes, worms and millipedes
All have one big leg
They are a boneless leg
But the millipede has
Little legs
Hanging off it's one big leg and
It doesn't really realise
Bats, birds and flies
Spy on little creatures
And chew them out of the gutter
And they live life of Riley
O'Reilly. Oh really? Ole!
My favourite bug is a ladybird
They are red and spotty
I love `em
I love watching them mate
Ladybirds with ladybirds
Lesbian bug action on a small leaf
Lucky leaf, lucky ladybirds, lucky lesbians
Some trees are gay;
Like whales and Scotland,
They like to introduce jolly same sex sex
Through a partnership funnel
in their Aesophagus,
and expel a big bell
Ding dong! A mighty bell sounds all morning
Celebrating a special fruit bond
Going off the rails;
A big brown bear eats my only carpet
Wolves chew my china
I lost all my peanuts in a whale's fat mouth
Rivers of broken dreams flooded my house
Filling my conciousness with thoughts of childhood
Particularly that one time in Cheddar Gorge
When a giant daddy longlegs swallowed my father
For fun or whatever reason; seasoned by dead dad
The daddy long-legs flew away to be gay,
Leaving me an orphan in a big scarey cave
That's what I thought of
As I stared at my flooded carpet
And my flooded conciousness
Swelled to the size of a spherical sea
Full of natural sponges
Filled with dolphins and endorphins
Mermaids aroused me with their flippers
Oh God, thankyou and goodnight
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vitamin_joe
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Re: Animal Magic Goes Gay, Sometimes
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 9th May 2006 @ 11:12:06 AM AEST
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Absolutely delightful to read this, took a journey of fantasy so fantastic as to be understood as lighthearted, full of life, all of it done in the context of nature's gifts.
This is a mighty fine piece!
wabl
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Re: Animal Magic Goes Gay, Sometimes
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 9th May 2006 @ 10:27:19 PM AEST
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Not my cup of tea, but very creative and funny
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Re: Animal Magic Goes Gay, Sometimes
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by vitamin_joe on
Thursday, 11th May 2006 @ 07:28:35 AM AEST
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| thanks you both! |
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Re: Animal Magic Goes Gay, Sometimes
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 28th May 2006 @ 03:38:47 PM AEST
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Ladybirds with ladybirds
Lesbian bug action on a small leaf
Now that is class pmsl!!! great work Joe.
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Re: Animal Magic Goes Gay, Sometimes
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by vitamin_joe on
Sunday, 28th May 2006 @ 04:24:47 PM AEST
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| thankyou wildeJohnny...! |
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