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The Art of Farts in a Tin Near Tim
Contributed by
vitamin_joe
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Sunday, 7th May 2006 @ 05:06:15 AM in AEST
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Can’t be bothered to even fart in a tin or on Tim
Or just Tim
I used to enjoy farting on Tim
Tim looks at me sideways,
With a look of suspicion
A look that said “please, not again”
He is a man, a tortured man
A man who has seen it all
He saw my best fart of a generation
Stinky, hysterical, eggy
Rotten and rancid, foul of odour
Wafting slowly towards Tim
To be born
It was that fart
Which caused the mining disaster
New York, 1941
The following year it reached Kentucky
Causing multiple pile-ups
Hurricanes and bush fires
But enough about my fart
Let me tell you about my burps
It was 1998
I looked at Tim
Tim looked scared
Or excited
Or both
I was drinking pop
Soda pop
And
Apples
Apples and soda
Give me burps
Already
Anyway, I did
A big burp
And it was
As loud
As concorde
A concorde jet
Tim went flying
Across the room
With the force
Of my monstrous burp
But oddly enough
He was cheering
“More burps!”
“More burps!” he cried
“I love ‘em”
He hit the wall
And fell to the floor
And, covered in blood
He managed a weak smile
“Blimey, what a
large burp”, he commented
As the blood
Trickled from his lips
And ears
“More! More!”
But enough about
My burp
Let me tell you
About my sneezing
My sneezing is very dull
It dribbles out into my hanky
In puffs and drools
Tim is not very impressed
So I sat on him
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vitamin_joe
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2006-05-07 05:06:15]
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Re: The Art of Farts in a Tin Near Tim
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by samwrue on
Saturday, 13th May 2006 @ 02:51:44 PM AEST
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| nice, interesting but nice haha |
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Re: The Art of Farts in a Tin Near Tim
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by vitamin_joe on
Wednesday, 17th May 2006 @ 09:12:39 AM AEST
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thanks sam! poor Tim, that is what we say, he never seems to have a good time of it in our poetry. so we sat on him.
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