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MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Friday, 14th April 2006 @ 01:25:16 PM in AEST
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MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME
Did you ever notice 'bout men?
They watch TV--and then they
watch TV again.
Sipping a beer, or eating
is multi-tasking for them.
Making love? But not while
watching TV!
On the other hand, we woman
can feed the baby, cook the dinner,
diaper the baby,.....
Put clothes in the whirlpool,
and dryer, and talk on the phone
very calmly......
Pay bills on the computer,
while doing a "crossword"
puzzle, on the side,
We can do all of this,
AND.....
watch TV worldwide!
I've ordered a desk to top
all desks you've ever seen.........
Most marvelous of all inventions,
it's truly pristine!
Jealousy will raise her
ugly head, and some
will say, "Grotesque!"
I got the last one they had.......
but don't be sad,........
I fried the clothes and
washed the steak,
You can have mine.......
Too much multi-tasking
gives me a headache!
Created just for fun
LovingCritters
ConSue
April 14. 2006
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"If you can't ride two horses at once,
you shouldn't be in the circus!"
~American Proverb~
*Multi-tasking Smiles*
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Re: MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME
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by Jackee_line on
Friday, 14th April 2006 @ 02:18:47 PM AEST
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Re: MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME
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by CarolinaBlue on
Friday, 14th April 2006 @ 05:38:41 PM AEST
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Connie, this tickled me to death....and by the way where can I get mine...lol Just the bit of laughter I needed today.
:-) Blue |
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Re: MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 14th April 2006 @ 08:23:49 PM AEST
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Hmmmm woman and multitasking eh?
See the thing about us men is...
We do one thing at a time but we do it right!...
whilst woman multitask....
I think i've probably said to much and should quit whilst (I think!) I'm ahead!
Thanks for the smiles.
J. |
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Re: MY DREAM OF A LIFETIME
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by JGB on
Friday, 14th April 2006 @ 10:45:44 PM AEST
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This was really funny! Half way through it I was thinking that I needed to tell you my husband is amazing and does the cooking as well as most of the computer maintenance around here. I help, but he does the most of it. Yes, I still needed to say that, but this was just too funny.
I love it.
Joanna |
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