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REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE
Contributed by
Lovingcritters
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Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 10:49:48 AM in AEST
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REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE
Our enemy is gravity........
weighs us down!
Pulls at our body 'til it sags
and drags
To gravity, we say,
"Thumbs-down!"
Can't afford plastic surgery?
Neither can I,
Wrinkles? "Plastic" clothes pins
then apply!
OUCH!
Created just for fun
Lovingcritters
ConSue
April 13, 2006
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"I like my wrinkles,
they're my medals on display,
each one earned the hard way!"
*Smooth Smiles*
Copyright ©
Lovingcritters
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2006-04-13 10:49:48]
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Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE
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by shelby on
Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 11:53:11 AM AEST
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Ohhhh Consue this is adorable! I love the verse as well as the pics. My mother comes here once inawhile and has enjoyed reading your writes. She reads them to my dad since he can longer see to read the poetry. It brings them a smile, I will send her here today! Yes wrinkles my damn eyes, got a close pin my lady?? Tee hee hee hee
Michelle |
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Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE
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by Jenni_K on
Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 12:43:33 PM AEST
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LMAO!! Ouch......I need lots of clothes pins....
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Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE
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by ButchHoward on
Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 01:51:57 PM AEST
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consue, this is so funny! You have discovered the perfect remedy for wrinkles. This made me laugh so hard I have more wrinkles now!
Butch |
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Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE
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by Archie on
Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 02:22:36 PM AEST
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| Look what you did to your dog! :) Great poem and 5 stars for a well trained dog |
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Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 03:13:46 PM AEST
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That clothes peg thing doesn't work!
It bloody hurts!
Thanks for the smiles.
J. |
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Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE
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by Ben_Lace on
Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 03:42:18 PM AEST
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| That was a fun one :) |
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Re: REMEDIES FOR OLD AGE
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by Silent-No-More on
Thursday, 13th April 2006 @ 07:44:42 PM AEST
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Oh, Consue - that picture is priceless!!! I love that little wriggly pup! That poor clothes pinned doggy just looks uncomfortable!!! lol
Adorable write! Thanks for the smiles!
~Snemmy |
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