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BULL FROG

Contributed by freespirit on Thursday, 6th April 2006 @ 02:16:17 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Bull Frog

was sitting in my yard one summer night
Drinking my beer in the bright moon light
Along came a bullfrog and jumped in my lap
I gave him a drink and he started to laugh

Jumped in my car to go to the dance
darn little bullfrog was sitting on the dash
He leaped on the seat and said he could drive
He ran into a tree and we damn near died

Then the dang old car it just wouldn’t run
so I took and shot it with my daddy’s gun
Well the motor it blew and the tires went flat
Damn little bullfrog sat there and laughed

I had to walk to pick up my date
Darn little bullfrog was waiting at the gate
Well he couldn’t drink and he couldn’t drive
But that dang bullfrog sure could tell lies
He thought he was smart and steal my date
But guess what little bullfrog, you’re at the wrong gate

Written by
Dorothy Calvert
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Re: BULL FROG (User Rating: 1 )
by richcol7522 on Thursday, 6th April 2006 @ 03:50:15 AM AEST
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Cool poem one of the better ones that I have read in a while...good job


Re: BULL FROG (User Rating: 1 )
by jonquilcottage on Thursday, 6th April 2006 @ 04:44:23 AM AEST
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This was so great ..it certainly put a smile on my face thinking about that poor bull frog. good luck with the recording it i would love to hear it to music. love jenny


Re: BULL FROG (User Rating: 1 )
by Jackee_line on Thursday, 6th April 2006 @ 06:22:46 AM AEST
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excellent write quite enjoyable read.


Re: BULL FROG (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 6th April 2006 @ 07:36:54 AM AEST
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lmao! funny as hell Dorothy,

Bullfrogs you just can't trust 'em can you?

J.


Re: BULL FROG (User Rating: 1 )
by kiss4roq on Thursday, 6th April 2006 @ 12:23:01 PM AEST
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This poem made my day. It was a great write. Good Job :0)


Re: BULL FROG (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 26th June 2010 @ 01:05:51 AM AEST
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Smile!




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