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Oops... I killed them

Contributed by lil_Jewel on Saturday, 1st February 2003 @ 11:30:00 AM in AEST
Topic: SongLyrics



"It was an accident officer, I swear,
I just pulled the trigger and they were there.
I didn't mean to kill every member of my family,
I was just shooting the gun and they walked in front of me."
I was like:
Oops there goes dad,
He's gonna be mad.
Oops there goes Nick,
It's ok, he was a dick.
Oops there goes Chris,
Good, I didn't miss.
Oops there goes Kristen,
She did no resistin'

"I'm serious officer, I didn't mean to,
I ran to my mom's 'cause I didn't know what to do.
But somehow I ended up with a knife,
And I ACCIDENTALLY took everyone else's life."
I was like:
Oops there goes mom,
She was a ticking time bomb.
Oops there goes Chad,
He wasn't much of a step-dad.
Oops there goes Ryan,
I laughed while he was dyin'.
Oops there goes Amy,
Or was her name Jamie?

"What officer? You don't believe me,
You don't think that I'll be set free?
But it won't be any fun in jail,
And there isn't any chance for bail?"
Oh well, here we go:
Oops there goes officer one,
That was a lot of fun.
Oops there goes officer two,
I'll be done in a few.
Oops there goes officer three,
Now to end my killing spree.
Oops there goes Jewel,
That was so kewl.


-Jewel Abbott








Copyright © lil_Jewel ... [ 2003-02-01 11:30:00]
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Re: Oops... I killed them (User Rating: 1 )
by kegs04 on Saturday, 1st February 2003 @ 04:10:10 PM AEST
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lol, this very interesting! I enjoyed it and hope it was only for a joke ;-) you are very talented! I hope to see more!
~peace


Re: Oops... I killed them (User Rating: 1 )
by wyrd_faerie on Saturday, 1st February 2003 @ 04:50:53 PM AEST
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lol, i love this


Re: Oops... I killed them (User Rating: 1 )
by sweetangel on Monday, 3rd February 2003 @ 03:51:39 AM AEST
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u have some pure talent well done


Re: Oops... I killed them (User Rating: 1 )
by bigabb on Wednesday, 18th June 2003 @ 08:54:17 AM AEST
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You are very talented, but this is kind of dark and DISTURBING.




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