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Sutured to my shoulder
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Wednesday, 29th March 2006 @ 09:17:47 AM in AEST
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When my obnoxious cousin had an accident, only his head could be saved.
He's been running me ragged and I feel like I'm enslaved.
The doctor sutured his head to my shoulder.
I have to get rid of him before I get any older.
When he and I sleep with his wife, I wear a blindfold.
It's disgusting because she's seventy-eight years old.
My cousin has control of my body's left side and I have control of the right.
He constantly puts me down so we got in a fight.
I punched his head hard and now he keeps the teeth I knocked out in a cup.
I'd climb Mount Everest if he'd just shut the hell up.
I'm going to have his head removed and put on someone else.
I have to hurry because I have very little sanity left.
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Re: Sutured to my shoulder
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by Syloss on
Wednesday, 29th March 2006 @ 10:27:51 AM AEST
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| Oh my God! I like this. |
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Re: Sutured to my shoulder
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by ever1der on
Wednesday, 29th March 2006 @ 11:19:20 AM AEST
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| sounds like a bad dream LOL .. you should stop before you lose your head.. |
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Re: Sutured to my shoulder
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 29th March 2006 @ 12:14:07 PM AEST
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You know what they say...
Two heads are better than one!
I love the uniqeness of this piece.
what imagination!
J. |
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Re: Sutured to my shoulder
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 30th March 2006 @ 05:28:29 AM AEST
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Completely crazy but entertainingly different,enjoyed the read,
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Re: Sutured to my shoulder
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by faiton on
Saturday, 1st April 2006 @ 03:21:21 PM AEST
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| I liked the concept but I felt some of the rhymes were a little forced. |
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