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Sent to prison
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Tuesday, 28th February 2006 @ 09:29:23 AM in AEST
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I used to sell used cars so you know I'm scum.
I sold cars that looked good but they didn't run.
I was sent to prison when I started rolling the odometers back.
When the inmates learn that I sold used cars, they tend to attack.
It's depressing here and I'm all out of hope.
When I shower, I make certain not to drop my soap.
I insulted my former cellmate and I guess I went too far.
He tossed me around like a rag doll and squeezed my head through the bars.
After that altercation, I was moved to another cell.
This place stinks. When was the last time they cleaned this jail?
A new prisoner who is doing life told me he wanted the death penalty instead.
I told him to just eat the food here and he's as good as dead.
My cellmate passes gas a lot and I can no longer take it here.
I'm going bonkers because I won't get out for another five years.
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Re: Sent to prison
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by NoSaint on
Tuesday, 28th February 2006 @ 10:00:57 AM AEST
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once more you have manage to lift my spirits with your writes...thank you
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Re: Sent to prison
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by shelby on
Tuesday, 28th February 2006 @ 10:29:20 AM AEST
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very inventive with a lighthearted twist, nicely done
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Re: Sent to prison
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by Jackee_line on
Tuesday, 28th February 2006 @ 04:15:29 PM AEST
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Re: Sent to prison
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by brokenwings on
Thursday, 16th March 2006 @ 03:45:56 PM AEST
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good write...
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