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Sleepwalking in the buff
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Monday, 20th February 2006 @ 09:22:33 AM in AEST
Topic:
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My friend has been sleepwalking through his neighborhood.
He always sleeps naked so you know this isn't good.
He's sleepwalked to the store, to the bowling alley and there are other places he went.
When he wakes up in front of people nude, he nearly dies of embarrassment.
He said it's humiliating to know that people have seen him in the buff.
Several times he's been awakened by the cops when they slapped on the cuffs.
People laugh at him because they've seen his bare heinie.
But he doesn't mind that near as much as when they laugh at his wiener that's so tiny.
He said he can lo longer take the humiliation of being seen naked and he asked me what to do.
I said "Start wearing pajamas to bed you stupid fool."
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Re: Sleepwalking in the buff
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by NoSaint on
Monday, 20th February 2006 @ 10:51:18 AM AEST
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thanks for the morning laugh
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Re: Sleepwalking in the buff
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by Jenni_K on
Monday, 20th February 2006 @ 12:48:43 PM AEST
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LMAO!! This was really enjoyable...
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Re: Sleepwalking in the buff
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by brokenwings on
Friday, 24th February 2006 @ 01:00:41 AM AEST
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lmao... i sleep walk alot so its really funny
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