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Stereotype

Contributed by jayced on Tuesday, 14th February 2006 @ 01:37:31 PM in AEST
Topic: Lifepoems

Sounds blaring and my windows shacking
I look out side it’s this tall guy that looks kind of Asian
So I was like this can’t be, cuz they all below 5ft
So I let him just be
But then I heard “Don’t you wish yo girlfriend was hot like me”
Then I was like hell naw
He must think he at mall
I understood his speaker’s power
But Damn
But its like 8:00 am I aint’ even had a shower
So I rolled out and gave him that signal to turn it down
So he was like what’s up my nigga
I was like what’s good my Asian
I guess it was cool since he was a minority
That’s when I knew this ***** would make some good poetry
So he gave me play, then resumed to press play
I gave him the signal again
So I’m like, I ain’t gon be a *****
So what’s yo stereotype?
He stood up and was like we all know karate and I can’t fight
We all are below 5 ft
Dogs, rat, and cat are all we eat
I can smell like all of them if I get wet
My name is either Ch’ing , Hoi, or Lee
We can’t drive we got slanted eyes and we cant see
Our favorite beverage must be tea
My sister is busy running the nail salon
Then I spoke up, I’m like well, I’m either a criminal or a ex con
See we either are beanies, do-rag or turban
We got super athletics ability but really no intelligence
Then he was like you guys got it made I can tell ya
You get all the chicks because you got big genitalia
I’m like well, you got me there
Can you turn yo sounds down
And your song of choice is feeling the air
So he was like I’m half Asian and a third Caucasian
I can jump off a bridge and count to $1 million by division and multiplication
So, I’m like that’s all good but what’s you stereotype?
He like I just told you I’m short plus I like rice
So I just walked away from the conversation
Even though I ain’t get my point across its all good
Then I thought back and all I really wanted to know was it Boss, Sony or Kenwood

Copyright Â© jayced ... [ 2006-02-14 13:37:31]
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