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There's a fly in my soup
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Friday, 10th February 2006 @ 09:54:34 AM in AEST
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When I ordered soup at a cafe, I was appalled.
It had a fly in it and I wasn't going to take this at all.
People started staring as I began to shout.
The chef heard me yelling and he came out.
I told him "There's a fly in my soup and you'd better take it back."
He dumped the soup over my head and I decided to attack.
I punched him in the face and socked him in the gut..
He told me to go to hell so I kicked him in the nuts.
He took off running and I said "Go cry to your mother."
Unfortunately I didn't know that he had a bigger brother.
His brother came out and I asked "Can we talk about this?"
But he didn't want to talk because he was really *****.
He picked me up by the neck and threw me to the floor.
I truly began to regret what I did before.
He beat me until I lost several teeth and my eyes swelled shut.
I tried to fight back but this guy kicked my butt.
If you're thinking about fighting someone, I have some advice to give.
You'd better make sure he doesn't have a bigger brother to contend with.
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Re: There's a fly in my soup
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by NoSaint on
Friday, 10th February 2006 @ 11:30:58 AM AEST
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thank you once more for a little morning laughter
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Re: There's a fly in my soup
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by lostrelic on
Friday, 10th February 2006 @ 03:51:57 PM AEST
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| ty for the laughs that was a great write with a great flow and it also makes a person smile ty for the post |
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Re: There's a fly in my soup
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by Strawberry on
Friday, 10th February 2006 @ 07:54:15 PM AEST
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| funny! sammi jo |
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