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Jack & Jill
Contributed by
Jeff_Scott_Morehead
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Wednesday, 8th February 2006 @ 10:00:40 AM in AEST
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Jack & Jill
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(Warning: Poem is of a sexual nature)
Jack wasn’t really after water
When he climbed that hill
Jill promised him a little feel
But once at the top
She made him stop
Jack got mad
Felt like he’d be had
Quickly turned around
And then fell down
With a little push
On his tosh
He went down the hill
It was quite a spill
Broke his crown
On the way down
Jill quickly ran
To lend him a hand
But the damage was done
Gone was the fun
So she ran
As quick as one can
To get away
As she watched him lay
On the ground
Not making a sound
Once at home
She was all alone
Just like Jack
Lying on his back
So here’s the true story
In all of it’s glory
About the little thrill
Of Jack’s first feel
That started off good
Causing serious wood
But ended up bad
After being had
There’s a moral to this story
Though it’s a little bit gory
Keep your hands to yourself
To stay in good health
Copyright ©
Jeff_Scott_Morehead
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2006-02-08 10:00:40]
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Re: Jack & Jill
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by Jenni_K on
Wednesday, 8th February 2006 @ 05:08:20 PM AEST
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LMAO!! I hope you won't read this version to Chris!!! lol....
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Re: Jack & Jill
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by all_that_i_can_be on
Wednesday, 8th February 2006 @ 05:43:09 PM AEST
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| oh wow. that so great. |
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Re: Jack & Jill
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 10th February 2006 @ 01:28:25 AM AEST
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| Oh, laughed all the way through, now I know the truth lol. Leaves me to wonder now about that other guy, Humpty Dumpty who sat on a wall, who was up there with him and why is it I wonder, why now he fell too. Lots of things going on in those childrens stories, perhaps you can explain to all of us adults the real reasons of these happenings lol. Love this, can't stop laughing, your poem darn it, so picturesque, now I am not supposed to be seeing things like this.. might give me sore eyes lol...stop that out lol ... hugs raquel leah lol... |
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Re: Jack & Jill
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by brokenwings on
Friday, 24th February 2006 @ 01:09:58 AM AEST
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silly jack.. lol... good write..
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Re: Jack & Jill
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by inad on
Friday, 30th March 2007 @ 01:59:15 AM AEST
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| That poem was different, it made me giggle. I liked it. |
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