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Now he has breasts
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Monday, 6th February 2006 @ 09:33:27 AM in AEST
Topic:
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My uncle is angry and severely depressed.
He no longer shaves and now he has breasts.
When he went to the hospital, they accidentally gave him a sex change.
Now his family looks at him like he's strange.
Out of force of habit he took off his shirt and was put under arrest.
He forgot that he's no longer allowed to expose his chest.
Where ever he goes, men hit on him.
He then gets sued for beating the crap out of them.
He's angry at the Doctors and he calls them quacks.
But he's more angry because he has no money to get changed back.
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Re: Now he has breasts
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by NoSaint on
Monday, 6th February 2006 @ 09:50:39 AM AEST
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excellent thank you for the laugh its a great way to start a day
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Re: Now he has breasts
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by emystar on
Monday, 6th February 2006 @ 12:02:46 PM AEST
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That would be a mell of a hess.
Nice work and i'm happy it's only the figment of imagenations.
Very good.
huggs,
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Re: Now he has breasts
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by Seans_Girl on
Monday, 6th February 2006 @ 11:10:15 PM AEST
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| haha this is a funny poem. good things its not true |
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Re: Now he has breasts
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by Drapes on
Sunday, 12th February 2006 @ 12:20:03 PM AEST
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LMAO! Thanks for giving me a laugh, I needed it! Great write!
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