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Honeymoon Reception
Contributed by
NoSaint
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Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 07:40:34 PM in AEST
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They decided to wait for their wedding day
To embark in any passion play
Holding hands and a chaste kiss
Was their idea of dating bliss
Then came the big day
The Pastor said kiss the bride you may
The meeting of their lips did cause
Electricity which made them pause
So on to the reception they did go
The driver was going way to slow
As they walked into the hall
A closet he saw and did stall
He pulled her over and shoved her in
And there the fun did begin
For he could not wait to bring life
To this supple body of his wife
He kissed her all over and then
His hand went where his kisses did begin
The passion from that little space
Was resounding through the whole place
When they were finally sated
And their hearts elated
They left the closet without hesitation
And found themselves with a standing ovation
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NoSaint
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Re: Honeymoon Reception
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by Jenni_K on
Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 07:45:45 PM AEST
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OMG!! Did that really happen to you, Shari??
Lmao here..... I'm sure it was on hell of an ovation!!
Jenni |
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Re: Honeymoon Reception
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by Eternal_Dreamer on
Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 07:50:04 PM AEST
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LMAO Shari this was awesome. A most funny and enjoyable read. You had me laughing so hard. It's great to see some funny writes on here. Well done Shari and thanks so much for the laughs.
*warm hugs*
~sue~ |
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Re: Honeymoon Reception
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 09:25:53 PM AEST
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| lol.. see there, its wonderful to wait lol.. one big reason why the Lord said, get married lol if your weak, lol.. your poem is excellent.. what a reception, thank the Lord for closets lol. at least you came out of one lol lol... and then the applauds lol.. oh my, so funny, reminds me of a joke about a guy who really loved beans, but gave them up when he got married, one day he was at work, his car broke down, had to walk home, called his wife, he lived in the country, so said to her, it would take him some time to get home, well he got home and then, she had a surprise for him, blindfolded him at the table, and told him not to remove the fold .. the phone rang, and while she was away talking, he had quite a relaxing moment, when she returned, lol, she asked him if he took off the blindfold, he said no, so she said, ok, take it off, and oh my, around the table sat all the friends at his birthday party just clapping lol.. Raquel Leah |
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Re: Honeymoon Reception
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 09:43:26 PM AEST
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oh my dear what can I say?
that never happened on my wedding day,
oh so boring I bet you sigh,
It's cause I've never married the reasons why!,
so next time you wanna start a baby boom,
take my advice and get a room!
lmao!!! loved it well done.
J
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Re: Honeymoon Reception
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by dtborchert on
Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 09:44:27 PM AEST
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John,
That's not what you said last night. |
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Re: Honeymoon Reception
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by bernard2 on
Tuesday, 17th January 2006 @ 05:00:26 AM AEST
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| What a brilliant write. I have not laughed so good for a long time especially the standing ovation Keep em coming Sjari bernard 2 |
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