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~ Fast Food ~

Contributed by Nazmythian on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 12:04:45 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

May I take your order please?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


How

‘Bout

A
...


Big Mac daddy of a
Whoppin’ double cheese
Bacon burger on a
Fresh ciabatta bun ?



I

Want

A
...


Coke-a-cola doctored
With a little lemon lime
Or vanilla’d cherry Pepsi
Just for fun



And

I’d

Like
...


Uhm, straight up curly fries
With no special sauce or seasoning
But a taste of barbeque
If you’ve got some






Hold the phone
Wait just a minute ...
What the hell’s a sushi bar ?


Can I get a cup of chowder

And call it done?


...


( I really have no clue where that just came from)






Copyright © Nazmythian ... [ 2006-01-05 00:04:45]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 12:39:18 AM AEST
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Good write. Funny.
huggs,
emy


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by LoveStruck_Hippie on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 12:39:18 AM AEST
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Well, let me tell ya my dear sweet Nazzy. I know where it came from. You are a nut, and I Love You for it.

Thank you for the giggle.

*kisses*

~Shannon


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 01:11:07 AM AEST
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LOLOLOLOL.. oh my, thank you for this one.. it was very funny.. lol.. wrong number???? lol.. sushi is rice, sticky ... oh a bar.. lol.. now who had a cocktail lol.. RL


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by MorningDove on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 01:57:03 AM AEST
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This is hilarious, Naz, but I'd take the sushi bar anytime! Funny stuff.

Rita


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by Jimmato on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 02:44:07 AM AEST
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how sad, I've bought into advertising so much that mere mention of curly-fries and I'm salivating all over the shop.


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by Vampirequeen on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 03:26:29 AM AEST
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lol cute


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 04:44:04 AM AEST
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Made me smile :)
Nice reading sum humorous poems 4 a change!
Thanx.


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by bernard2 on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 11:05:15 AM AEST
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Naz. Bern here I must admit that I have never been into a Macdonalds or to a Sushi bar. I have only read about them. I appreciate the humour in your poem and had to smile. Keep smiling from bern.


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by Lin54 on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 04:46:47 PM AEST
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This says alot about the world today--In a hurry--but want it their way!

Cute and funny!

Lin54


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by Lin54 on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 04:46:48 PM AEST
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This says alot about the world today--In a hurry--but want it their way!

Cute and funny!

Lin54


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by lostinmyself on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 05:01:09 PM AEST
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*giggles*

You're crazy Nazzy, I love it.

This is just so weird, and fun, it's awesome. I love how fast paced it is, too.

It's nice to see a fun one from you, it's been too serious around here.

*hugs you tons*
Phil xxx


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 5th January 2006 @ 09:43:59 PM AEST
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Always the comedian huh snazzy nazzy?
This was cute dear! Thanks for the smiles!!

~Breezy
(shuddering at the idea of chowder)


Re: ~ Fast Food ~ (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 30th August 2010 @ 01:28:16 AM AEST
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Smile!Smile!Smile! Holy *****, I'm hungry!!!
lol




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