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Sexual Arithmetic

Contributed by Aquaelius on Monday, 12th December 2005 @ 08:31:39 PM in AEST
Topic: LovePoetry

A nice short skirt, tight top you wear,
A little wiggle of that hind end, a flick of your hair.
A quick lick of the lips, a wide toothy grin...
Lets my mathematics begin:

1 shirt + 3000 miles + sloppy =
Girl I wanna do you dirty;
like changing oil with a white shirt on,
and letting it drip all over me.

Let's switch on some funky tunes,
While I transverse your sweet baloons.
Your intoxicating scent is maddening,
So I's about to do more complex add-ening:

(1 paper bag + 1 bag of fruit + lots of time) x forgetfulness =
Girl I wanna do you rotten;
like apples from the grocery store forgotten in your trunk,
after three weeks in summer... downtrodden.

So the lights are low, we are in the groove,
this boy's about to make his monumental move.
The world be revolving a little fasta,
Some multiplication, Crown, you... and this big time gangsta.

(3 nuns + 1 bar + bikinis) / (1 group of men x testosterone) =
Girl I'm gonna do you nasty;
Like an off-color joke around the watercooler with all the guys,
at break time when we're all women hating... frosty.

So don't be mad when I leave once we're done...
Baby.
Cuz the math on me and you being together, can only equal fun.

Copyright © Aquaelius ... [ 2005-12-12 20:31:39]
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Re: Sexual Arithmetic (User Rating: 1 )
by Packatack on Monday, 12th December 2005 @ 08:36:17 PM AEST
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cool poem man....

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