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RUTH ZIP LIPS
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Friday, 2nd December 2005 @ 01:26:48 PM in AEST
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RUTH ZIP LIPS
A little ole lady we probably all have met.....
Pious, self-righteous, you'll not soon forget!
She wouldn't say "Nasty", 'twd dirty her mouth
Saliva gland shut down, "Mouth Drought."
Colorful little character, not just in dress.....
She wears lots and lots of jewelry to impress.
She adores hearts on rings, glasses, bracelets, and cup.
Nose like a ski jump, the end turns up!
She keeps turning colors while you talk....
If you slip in her presence and say a bad word,
she will walk!
You try to be jovial, so a joke you tell,
She turns red, blue, green, and her lips swell
Whatever you do, don't gossip when she's around,
She changes to yellow like a sick blood hound.
Pity is the word I feel when she's visiting with me
Breathing is shallow, controlled, if I'd say "Boo"
she'd climb the closest tree!
Even with all her idiosyncrasies she's a very loyal friend
Unlike some I know, she's sincere, honest, n'er pretend,
Funky, rather sexy, very loving, and 100 percent sweet.
Honest, dependable, gracious, studious, and neat.
SO TO YOU I SAY...........
DON'T LOSE ME OKAY?
This precious little lady
(now that you know it's me?)
Was sent to me from a dear friend.
whom I might add resembles her too.
Thank you Betty Boop.....
I created the funny poem
LovingCritters
ConSue
December 2, 2005
*********************************************
Friedrich Nietzsche
says it well.........
"And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh."
*ZipLip Smiles*
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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2005-12-02 13:26:48]
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Re: RUTH ZIP LIPS
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by Stonedraider23 on
Friday, 2nd December 2005 @ 01:57:45 PM AEST
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| a little long for my liking but good nontheless lol nice pics too |
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Re: RUTH ZIP LIPS
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 2nd December 2005 @ 04:01:40 PM AEST
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| brings a smile on, warm read, thank you, loved it. raquel leah |
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by Butterflygirl40 on
Friday, 2nd December 2005 @ 09:58:22 PM AEST
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wow nice poem!! I enjoyed it so much,
you write such wonderful poems. I loved your
pictures too.. :) |
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Re: RUTH ZIP LIPS
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by paul_x_walker on
Sunday, 4th December 2005 @ 01:37:39 AM AEST
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this was a wonderful poem
just the kind i like |
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Re: RUTH ZIP LIPS
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 4th December 2005 @ 07:15:41 AM AEST
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ConSue, I always know what page to turn to when I need a smile. I loved this!
Thanks,
Tim
:-)
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Re: RUTH ZIP LIPS
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by Eternal_Dreamer on
Thursday, 8th December 2005 @ 01:09:05 AM AEST
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Mom ConSue you can always put a smile on my face and u can always brighten up my lousest of days. Bless u Mom. You're an absolute star.
Love ya heaps,
~sue~
keep 'em coming for I'll keep on reading |
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Re: RUTH ZIP LIPS
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by emystar on
Monday, 12th December 2005 @ 02:30:41 AM AEST
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Remar4kable write mum.
luv u
yobrat,
emy |
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Re: RUTH ZIP LIPS
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 30th August 2010 @ 01:31:50 AM AEST
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lol  |
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