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MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY
Contributed by
lovingcritters
on
Sunday, 27th November 2005 @ 05:03:44 PM in AEST
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MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY
I love pookahs, that’s Jewish for
little invisible people.
I'm always afraid of hurting someone
else's feelings.....
Even if they have been terribly cruel.....
I wish I could be Maxine for one day
I'd fix those little "darlings!
This happens to me at least once every day!
If I was Maxine, I'd send them back and
say, "Up your Frappe!!!!"
And to all those nice ladies out there......
Who had former husbands that had affairs!
Let Maxine say it for you........
I'd rather be free and inactive, than
with you as a miserable captive!
I have trouble with my short term
memory at my age.....
I may be old for my age, but I'm not dumb
I can tell when they're not on the same page.......
And
They can too. I stick out my tongue
and fly into a rage!!!
So..... I like Bailey's Creme,
that's booze.......
Transfusion for my nerves
so I can snooze....
I always follow this rule....
and
remember to cover your mouth
while belching!
The best advice I can give
to old ladies.......
When your sex life has grown grim
His whispers of nothing are dim.....
I take no credit for this masterpiece
These are Maxine's thoughts
via my earpiece.
She wants to start a series
of her images.
Watch for it......
It will be called
"Maxine's Kisses!"
Don't know how long it will last
Maxine won't work without wages!
LovingCritters
consue
for Maxine
November 27, 2005
"If I had a lover that looked like this
I'd shot him and stuff him!
Quotes from
~Maxine~
*giggles*
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Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY
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by brew on
Sunday, 27th November 2005 @ 05:49:13 PM AEST
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OMG...Im in histerics.......
I cant stop laughing,Oh and never seen or heard of this.! Yet its hilarious. What a cute, post, Consue. Post more.
Hugs
Brew~ |
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Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY
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by ruby_dreamer on
Sunday, 27th November 2005 @ 06:14:28 PM AEST
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| LOL hilarious! I hope you continue this...I'd love to read more stuff like this. =D |
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Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY
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by DreamPoetess on
Sunday, 27th November 2005 @ 08:11:07 PM AEST
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| Oh how funny, you go Maxine:> You have me laughing all over the place. I hope to see more fun stuff like this:> |
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Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY
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by venkat on
Monday, 28th November 2005 @ 02:33:18 AM AEST
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Ahha..beautifully hilarious.."If I had a lover that looked like this..I'd shot him and stuff him!"..
God bless..my sweet noble lady..I enjoyed it's read. poetic love & hugs.:venkat
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Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY
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by sweetangeluk on
Monday, 28th November 2005 @ 01:41:07 PM AEST
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You are always there when I need you Sue. Wow thanks for the laughter once more you are so funny
Excellent
Lov eAngelxx |
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Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY
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by Eternal_Dreamer on
Monday, 28th November 2005 @ 10:28:58 PM AEST
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OMG Momma ConSue this was so hiliarious. I was on the fall, lol. This is sensational and I would love to see you post more. I can't believe I nearly missed this one.
Keep em coming Momma.
Much love to u sweet lady,
*sue* |
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Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY
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by Butterflygirl40 on
Wednesday, 30th November 2005 @ 10:21:31 PM AEST
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wow such a wondeful poem! it was so funny..
I really did enjoy reading it,,, i also thought that the pictures were funny also .. had me laughing... |
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Re: MY MARVELOUS MAXINE DAY
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by boobiepeach on
Friday, 2nd December 2005 @ 02:06:44 PM AEST
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THIS IS SO GREAT, REFRESHING AND FUNNY AND CLEVER.
VERY NICE |
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