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SNAPDRAGON
Contributed by
Lovingcritters
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Monday, 31st October 2005 @ 01:56:50 PM in AEST
Topic:
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SNAPDRAGON
In my life I've entered another phase.
I'm wilted flowers not used in bouquets
In my aged eyes 'floaters' swim everywhere
Sightless in one, the other--bloodshot from glare
I have two arms, but only one will work....
I've lost all my teeth, so my lips smirk!
I have only a few hairs left on my head.
Short-term memory is gone, "brain-dead!"
My color is purple, circulation is shot!
I stop in my tracks, destination I forgot!
Thank God for sturdy walls in my home
Better than crutches whenever I roam.
Take heart all you folks found in this phase,
I'll share a perfect remedy from all the gourmets
Get a big bottle of Bailey's Irish Creme
Or if you prefer Jack Daniels Supreme
No more wilted flowers nor leaning on walls.......
Rejuvenation of your memory, instant recalls.
The transformation is certainly amazin'
I feel like a SnapDragon,
part of me has snapped,
and the rest of me
is draggin'
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My thanks to my funny
friend Rita for the
very humorous picture
that led to this poem, and
my complete numbness!
Created by
Lovingcritters
consue
October 31, 2005
"First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally,
you forget to pull it down."
~George Burns.~
*Sweet Smirks*
Copyright ©
Lovingcritters
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2005-10-31 13:56:50]
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Re: SNAPDRAGON
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by Vampirequeen on
Monday, 31st October 2005 @ 03:04:30 PM AEST
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| lol awww i thought that was cute. |
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Re: SNAPDRAGON
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by ever1der on
Monday, 31st October 2005 @ 04:13:10 PM AEST
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| very funny .. made my day ... |
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Re: SNAPDRAGON
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by shelby on
Monday, 31st October 2005 @ 04:37:20 PM AEST
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roflmao ohhh connie sue this is adorable my friend! Gave me a huge chuckle indeed.
Michelle |
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Re: SNAPDRAGON
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 31st October 2005 @ 04:39:23 PM AEST
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| I thought this was great. Nice rhymes which make the reader smile and that quaint ending.... |
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Re: SNAPDRAGON
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by Evening_Star on
Monday, 31st October 2005 @ 06:27:47 PM AEST
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Very good indeed. Reading it me laugh and the picture definitely fit your poem and made me laugh even more.
liz |
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Re: SNAPDRAGON
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by MorningDove on
Monday, 31st October 2005 @ 08:51:29 PM AEST
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roflmho - personally I thought it was hilarious. But if that were me, I would run and hide under the nearest porch I could find, lololol Connie, I love you, cuz you are as nutty as I am.
Rita |
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Re: SNAPDRAGON
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by sweetangeluk on
Thursday, 3rd November 2005 @ 04:11:49 PM AEST
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You always lift my mood Sue. I sure needed this laugh tonight. Your like a beacon in the mist.
Excellent
Love Angelxxx |
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Re: SNAPDRAGON
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by DreamPoetess on
Tuesday, 8th November 2005 @ 04:11:37 PM AEST
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I am so laughing hard:> Such is old age, well, I am getting there lol:> I might have to start trying out those gourmet punches lol:> I have a couple floaters, is that the start of it, if so, going to bring a carpenter in, change my walls to steel lol:>
Meagan :> |
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Re: SNAPDRAGON
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 19th November 2005 @ 06:12:30 PM AEST
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| Very cute... |
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