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A Jump In The Hay
Contributed by
Jeff_Scott_Morehead
on
Friday, 23rd September 2005 @ 11:42:47 AM in AEST
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A Jump In the Hay
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I needed you to be ready by nine
So I told you eight-thirty
I could light your pants on fire
And you’d still not be in a hurry
How long does it take?
To pick out a dress
We’re just going to dinner
Do you have to look your best?
Couldn’t you have ironed earlier?
Do you really have to change your purse?
Why do you need matching shoes?
Could it get any worse?
Finally you come down the stairs
Looking pretty good, I must say
Let’s just stay home
And jump in the hay
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Jeff_Scott_Morehead
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Re: A Jump In The Hay
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by MorningDove on
Friday, 23rd September 2005 @ 02:41:21 PM AEST
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Did she hit you with her purse??????? ha ha
That is so funny. Sounds like most men/husbands. This is really cute, Jeff. : )
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Re: A Jump In The Hay
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by remote on
Friday, 23rd September 2005 @ 03:19:05 PM AEST
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| Nice one, very entertaining. Now why didn't you think of hitting the hay in first place. |
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Re: A Jump In The Hay
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by Jenni_K on
Friday, 23rd September 2005 @ 04:25:29 PM AEST
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Thanks for the smiles after the hardest week I've ever had, Jeff.. I needed to read something like this today.... Great stuff....
Hugs
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Re: A Jump In The Hay
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by brew on
Friday, 23rd September 2005 @ 07:07:13 PM AEST
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Tsk Tsk................shame, waant to just stay home........?! Um, she just got dressed, and all ready for you.......Why would SHE want to STAY HOME?! Cutel lil ditty...........next time, tell her to dress, causual,and no purse required...........lmao.!
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Re: A Jump In The Hay
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 19th November 2005 @ 06:24:06 PM AEST
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| Perhaps that was the desired effect? |
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Re: A Jump In The Hay
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by brokenwings on
Monday, 6th February 2006 @ 01:13:09 AM AEST
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| very cute liked it alot.. |
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Re: A Jump In The Hay
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by JamesStockdale on
Monday, 25th February 2019 @ 01:58:11 AM AEST
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| This scene rings so true....lol |
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