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Home improvement
Contributed by
Randyjohnson
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Monday, 19th September 2005 @ 02:12:57 PM in AEST
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I've learned that I'm extremely impaired.
I'm cheap and try to do all of my home repairs.
When I sat on the chair I glued together, it fell apart.
I guess using paper glue wasn't very smart.
Why do I always have these mishaps?
I tried to repair my staircase and it collapsed.
Yesterday I became very appalled.
I used my nail gun and nailed my hand to the wall.
These accidents take their toll.
People stare at my hand and ask how I got the hole.
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Randyjohnson
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2005-09-19 14:12:57]
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Re: Home improvement
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by remote on
Monday, 19th September 2005 @ 02:23:08 PM AEST
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| Enjoyed this one, for I do all home repairs myself and sometimes blow up stuff in the bargain. |
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Re: Home improvement
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by MorningDove on
Monday, 19th September 2005 @ 02:52:42 PM AEST
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Well, we can't all be Bob Vila, lol. Some of us are more 'Tim' on Home Improvement!
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Re: Home improvement
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by Winterland on
Monday, 19th September 2005 @ 03:19:10 PM AEST
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LOL Very cute!
Sometimes it pays to hire it done! ;)
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Re: Home improvement
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 06:41:38 AM AEST
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This was very funny and I thank you for the laugh :) Also, I can relate because I do much of my home repairs in much the same manner then have to end up calling someone.
Thanks again,
Tim
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