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Ode to the One-Eyed Monster

Contributed by Twysted_Fate on Thursday, 15th September 2005 @ 01:46:59 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Tales of my One-eyed monster

I love my one-eyed monster,
I watch him run to and fro..
My poor little one-eyed monster got cold,
when he fell into the snow...

After that my one-eyed monster,
got himself so very sick..
I stuck into something warm,
and that sure did the trick.

My crazy one-eyed monster,
he'd run and run and run,
made himself sick and he threw up,
the second he was done.
My crazy one-eyed monster,
likes to run around, banging his head into the walls..
May look painful to both me and you,
but I know hes having a ball.

He has a pension for tunnels,
as well as other darkened places,
also for sitting upon laps,
swatting at peoples faces...

He sleeps all day,
only comes out at night,
even then,
the mood must be just right..
My wacky one-eyed monster,
he's such a crazy beast,
standing at attention,
ready to receive his feast.
He likes to munch upon his food,
only when its soft and wet,
and only when we are alone,
knowing hes a favored pet.

So this is the day in the life of my one-eyed monster
what did you think of that...
I bet you thought I was talkin bout my penis,
but I was really talking about my one-eyed cat..
I now know what you're thinking,
ooh such tawdry little facts,
but if thats the way that your mind works...
I'm thinking I'm liking that..

Copyright © Twysted_Fate ... [ 2005-09-15 01:46:59]
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Re: Ode to the One-Eyed Monster (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 07:09:40 AM AEST
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LOL - That was really good. Oh, and you're right...."but read it to the end before presuming what its about". Must be a fun & crazy......I won't give it away ;-}

Thanks for the laugh!

Tim

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