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A day of bad luck
Contributed by
Randyjohnson
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Friday, 9th September 2005 @ 10:08:20 AM in AEST
Topic:
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All day long I've had bad luck.
This morning I got on an elevator and it got stuck.
I had a panic attack and thought I was going to die.
I asked a man to put out his cigarette and he stuck it in my eye.
A guy tried to take my taxi so he and I had a bout.
I thought I could win but he turned me inside out.
I learned that I have a jaw that's made of glass.
I lost several of my teeth when that guy kicked my ***.
At lunch I dropped my sandwich and it got covered with ants.
I bent over to throw it away and I ripped the seat out of my pants.
At the end of the day a boy spit on me and kicked me in the nads.
Later I found a dear John letter from my wife so that proves my luck isn't all that bad.
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2005-09-09 10:08:20]
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Re: A day of bad luck
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by MorningDove on
Friday, 9th September 2005 @ 10:37:36 PM AEST
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See, there IS a silver lining to every dark day! This is absolutely a riot. I love it.
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Rita |
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Re: A day of bad luck
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by Bruce on
Saturday, 10th September 2005 @ 08:30:32 AM AEST
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| really gave ma a good laugh. great write |
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Re: A day of bad luck
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 07:15:35 AM AEST
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Again, I am thanking you for that much needed laugh. LOL! :)
Thank you muchly
Tim |
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