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THE POOR RABBIT
Contributed by
Lovingcritters
on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 03:30:23 AM in AEST
Topic:
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THE POOR RABBIT
A man driving along the highway:
suddenly a rabbit jumps in his way.
He swerves to avoid hitting it
but unfortunately,
the rabbit was hit where
he sit.
The driver was a very a
kind and sensitive man.
An animal lover, he pulls over
and gets out to help if he can.
Much to his dismay
the little rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so bad,
many tears does he shed.
A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the same road.
Seeing the poor man crying
she is slowed.
By the side of the road
she pulls over.
She asks the man for an answer?
"I feel terrible" he explains.....
"I accidentally hit this rabbit
he's dead, these are
his remains!"
The blonde says, "Don't worry!"
She runs to her car and pulls
out a spray can in a hurry!
She walks over to the limp rabbit
and bends down,
Spraying the rabbit all around.
The rabbit jumps up and
waves his paw at them
and hops right on down
the road n'er condemn.
Ten feet away he stops
turns around and waves again.
He hops down the road another ten feet,
waves again--times about ten.
He keeps doing this again, and again,
and again.
The man is astonished, and
so he runs over to the woman.
"What did you spray on him?"
She turns the spray can for him
to read the label on a whim.
This is what he reads.....
(Are you ready for this?)
it says.......
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(are you sure?)
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(this is bad)
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(It's definitely a blonde joke!)
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(You know you could just
click off and not read
the punch line.)
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(It's still not too late
to delete it!)
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(You know you're going
to be sorry!)
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(Last chance)
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(OK here it is)
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1
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(It says)
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"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."
I take no credit
for any of
this!
But, I will claim
all the giggles!
Lovingcritters
consue
August 13, 2005
Copyright ©
Lovingcritters
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2005-08-14 03:30:23]
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Re: THE POOR RABBIT
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by emystar on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 04:46:48 AM AEST
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Funny, funny, funny.
huggs, luv, smiles,
yobrat,
emy |
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Re: THE POOR RABBIT
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by NoSaint on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 07:19:07 AM AEST
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cute
Shari |
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Re: THE POOR RABBIT
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by mom11159 on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 09:23:42 AM AEST
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OMG ROTF This is the best so funny and hilliarious WOW great just absolutely great lol still laughing a wonderful story with the best punch line ever Bravo Bravo to you still laughing
Cathy |
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Re: THE POOR RABBIT
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by Elizabeth_Dandy on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 10:20:26 AM AEST
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Very ingeniously composed. On;ly you can do this. That's the blessing of vivid imagination.
But, but, but, my name being Easter Bonny, I am at the the time apprehensive. One never knows what can happen.
But your composition is great and tick;les
Loved it Con?Sue. Thanks for sharing.
Warm love
Elizabeth |
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Re: THE POOR RABBIT
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by CarolinaBlue on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 10:22:26 AM AEST
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Connie, as usual the laughs and smiles gained from your writes and postings are very much needed and cherished. Thanks for sharing this, ROTFL.
~Blue~ |
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Re: THE POOR RABBIT
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by deadheadpoet on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 11:46:25 AM AEST
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| Consue, thank you once again for putting a smile on my face. Peace to you. Laura |
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Re: THE POOR RABBIT
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by MorningDove on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 02:02:21 PM AEST
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My very first giggle of the day. it goes well with my coffee. Delightful and thank you for sharing it with us. You just tickle my funny bone.
Love,
Rita |
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Re: THE POOR RABBIT
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by vibes2go on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 04:08:05 PM AEST
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this is too old .. it has whiskers ..
hare restorer with a permanant wave .. Oh brother ..LOL.. somebody needs a new joke book .. can we take up a donation for that .. (hehehe) |
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Re: THE POOR RABBIT
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by candysears on
Friday, 23rd September 2005 @ 07:37:52 PM AEST
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lol..Very funny
Don't hit any more rabbits
Laugh
God Bless! |
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