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A Clean Tale
Contributed by
lillyjane
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Saturday, 13th August 2005 @ 06:02:54 PM in AEST
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A clean Tale.
Today I slid into the bath, in lots of fluffy bubbles,
lay my head back to relax, forgetting all my troubles,
laying there I driffted off, my mind became a dreamer,
then suddenly I hear a clank is that the window cleaner.
IS THAT THE WINDOW CLEANER, I sit bolt upright,
IT IS THE WINDOW CLEANER, I feel myself go white,
he looks me in the eye, you ok love? he mouths,
oh no, i'm out of reach, of all the bloody towels.
He acts as if he always sees women in the bath,
and carrys on with his little squeegee, scrubbing at the glass,
I get out of the bath, clinging to the sink,
there he is bold as brass, giving me a wink.
I grab a towel, face so red, just cant look at him,
he just gives a cheeky smile, and waves his dirty squim,
alright love, i'll just do next door, i'll be back for the money,
oh, and i've seen it all before, so dont you worry honey.
His started to anoy me now, his smile just makes me madder,
I open the window, drop my towel, and push him off his ladder,
I can hear him scream, I know that was unkind,
The moral to my little tale, is always close the blind.
Copyright ©
lillyjane
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Re: A Clean Tale
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by O7NeVeS on
Saturday, 13th August 2005 @ 06:52:01 PM AEST
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| LoL that was cute...I enjoyed it. Tanya |
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Re: A Clean Tale
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by colinbaker62 on
Saturday, 13th August 2005 @ 06:52:07 PM AEST
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Very clever
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Re: A Clean Tale
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by justme03 on
Saturday, 13th August 2005 @ 09:27:31 PM AEST
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LOL
the little funny things in life sure make entertaining poems. and its great u can make this funny when this situation happening to someone else could have just made them mad and they not been abel to laugh at it.
good job. loved this
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Re: A Clean Tale
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by deadheadpoet on
Saturday, 13th August 2005 @ 10:16:46 PM AEST
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| lmao, good one. Peace, Laura |
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Re: A Clean Tale
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by MorningDove on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 01:28:04 AM AEST
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This is an absolute riot! I love your sense of humor. Blighter deserved it too.
roflmao,
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Re: A Clean Tale
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 14th August 2005 @ 11:47:08 PM AEST
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| great write keep it up |
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Re: A Clean Tale
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 07:37:10 AM AEST
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That was excellent. LOL !!! Thank you for the much needed laugh & smile.
Tim |
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