the bean of the queen
Contributed by
kickass
on
Sunday, 12th January 2003 @ 07:40:00 PM in AEST
Topic:
fantasy
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there was once a little bean,
it grew beyond where it could be seen,
and a magical carpet flew down from the sky,
saying hey!!!you poked out my eye,
i would've swared i had 2 eyes,
but now you've ruined one, i sigh!
then a 2 headed rabbit said,
ive mutated my head,
it's doubled you know!
now its time to go!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
you go away!
i say,
please don't hurt me,
or i will go to the sea,
so i went to a flowing river,
and made a boat out of a banana,
and i made it a plane,
and i flew off to a magical world,
insanely coated with honey,
when i spotted a fountain of money,
it was such a wonderful fountain,
made of gold and jewels,
to crack it open,
would not require tools,
so thats what i did,
i cracked it open with my hands,
and struck oil!
i made a ranch,
out of wood,
and then i saw robin hood,
for i was a king,
a king indeed,
of this magical land,
with my trusty steed,
he stole my oil,
he stole my jewels,
he stole all my golden tools,
he took every thing,
so i set off,
and i killed robin hood,
such a hassle all off,
then i took back my jewels,
my golden tools,
and i became the happiest man,
to ever exist,
in this wonderful land.
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kickass
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2003-01-12 19:40:00] (Date/Time posted on
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