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Ode To Cheese
Contributed by
Chilibear
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Tuesday, 2nd August 2005 @ 06:37:36 PM in AEST
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You are so good...
You are so great...
You're tasty on a cracker,
Or even lying on a plate.
You come in different flavors,
To fit every ones needs-
Mexican, pepper jack, and cheddar cheese.
We can slice you,
Dice you,
Or melt you for our chips.
On pizza you get stringy...
And stick to our lips.
You can be poured over salads,
Spread over bagels,
Or even baked in cakes.
But if you eat too much,
Don't make plans-
`Cause when the constipation kicks in,
You'll need a lotta time on your hands.
So, just make sure you have plenty to read,
And probably something to drink,
But while you're sittin' on the potty...
You'll have lots of time to think.
So, I hope you were very pleased...
`Cause this was my ode to cheese!
Copyright ©
Chilibear
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2005-08-02 18:37:36]
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Re: Ode To Cheese
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by Overstated on
Tuesday, 2nd August 2005 @ 06:50:33 PM AEST
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| haha this is a cool ode to your cheese - sint cheese amazing? and so flexible!?! |
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Re: Ode To Cheese
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by vibes2go on
Tuesday, 2nd August 2005 @ 09:47:32 PM AEST
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| this write was...hillarious. i loved it. |
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Re: Ode To Cheese
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by Jenni_K on
Tuesday, 2nd August 2005 @ 10:25:30 PM AEST
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Thanks for the smiles...this was very cute....
Jenni |
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Re: Ode To Cheese
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by Dusty on
Tuesday, 2nd August 2005 @ 10:47:10 PM AEST
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Oh my lord how funny can you get!!! That was great. I LOVE cheese as well!
Dusty |
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