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A TV and Cheese Puff Tragedy
Contributed by
WorthlesSanity666
on
Tuesday, 12th July 2005 @ 05:13:53 PM in AEST
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There’s a man with a middle
as round as a tub.
Don’t you dare
try to tell him that it’s all flub.
He sits on his
brown, leather couch,
scratching his b***s
and being a grouch.
There is no part
in his greasy brown hair
The forest on his chest
screaming for Nair.
All he does is watch
TV all day,
the crumbs in his cleavage
slowly becoming a buffet.
From The Early Show
To David Letterman,
the desolate couch is his
eternal haven.
He wishes he was like
the burly men on the television
with all their
money and sexy women.
But the lonely bachelor
cries and snuffs,
sitting with no one but his
cheese puffs.
Copyright ©
WorthlesSanity666
... [
2005-07-12 17:13:53]
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Re: A TV and Cheese Puff Tragedy
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by hauntedscorp on
Wednesday, 13th July 2005 @ 01:10:21 PM AEST
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LOL to:
"Screaming for Nair..."
AND
"Slowly becoming a buffet..."
This is quite the lonely write! I see the moral to it, and hopefully others do as well...Sadly, this is becoming a reality for too many people!! Nice job.
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Re: A TV and Cheese Puff Tragedy
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by Dorkfish on
Thursday, 14th July 2005 @ 12:51:56 PM AEST
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| It is funny, yet sad. It is true for some. I feel as if that is me sometimes (except a woman). :o) Good write, very creative and descriptive. |
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Re: A TV and Cheese Puff Tragedy
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by ladyfawn on
Monday, 12th September 2005 @ 09:19:41 PM AEST
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its excellent, funny and charming to me! lol@the bachelor; reminds me of how i see my x...cheered me up, thankies:)
hugs n' love nessa
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