A blonde decides to kidnap a child to make some quick money. She goes to a crowded park and spots a young blonde boy who''s alone. She pulls him behind a tree and hands him a note that says: "I have kidnapped your son. Leave 1 million dollars under the tree in the park or you will never see him again." She tells the boy: "Go give this note to your mother."
The next day, the blonde returns to the park and finds 1 million dollars in a bag under the tree. She also finds a note from the mother. It says: "How DARE you do this to a fellow blonde!"
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