Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands. As they came
back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.
They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they
stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything
to wipe her self with, so she took off her panties, used them to clean
herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought, "I''m not getting rid of my
panties..." so she used the ribbon from a nearby flower wreath to clean
herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone,
and one says to the other, "We have to be on the look-out, it seems that
these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her
panties..."
The other one responded, "You''re lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to
her ass that read, "We will never forget you."
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