A woman was planning a banquet one day so she went to the store to do some shoping. While shoping, she came across some Amsterdam Ham and she figure it would be cute to call it "'Dam Ham". so everyone is eating at the banquet and the women leans to her husband and says "Honey, pass the 'Dam Ham." The husband finishes his food and leans to his wife and he said "Hey honey, pass the 'Dam Ham." Then thier son gets up and says "I knew you guy were starting to get cool, pass the f!@#ing corn!"
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