JOKES : Sports : 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
ham Posted by kolbrun on
2003-Mar-26
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1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft''s all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can''t get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I''ve got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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