one day a alien space craft landed in the field of an old couples remote farm, and ma and pa farmer are watching from there porch
out of the space ship walk two naked aliens, one looked just like tom sellack, and the other dolly pardon, and told the old farming couple that they had been watching our tv from outerspace and they wanted to have sex with the farm couple, whereas the farm couple aggreed.
after a while the aliens reenter their ship, and leave, and the old couple are again on their porch, when pa say''s "ma how was it" ma said "honey i dont want to hurt your feelings but that was the best sex i ever had."
pa said what was so special about it?
ma said that the male alien asked if his tool was to my liking and when i suggested i would like a longer one he pulled his right ear, three times and it grew three inches in lenght, and when i ask if he could make it bigger he pulled his left ear and it grew in girth with each pull of the ear, it was something i had always wanted.
the old mans face took on a sad expression and he hung his head
the old lady said honey now you know that i will always love you, and that was just a one time thing, so please don''t feel hurt
the old man said hell i''m not hurt over you having sex, it is just that durn woman liked to have pulled my ears off!!!
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